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Our first attempt at bringing Mr. DeWitt to Columbia was an immediate failure. The trauma caused by entering this universe overwhelmed him. His mind simply could not adapt; the worlds were too different. He seized and collapsed almost instantly. I question how Robert was able to make a successful transition and Mr. DeWitt was not. I believe the answer lies in readiness. My brother was prepared for the world he was stepping into even if adapting remained somewhat of a difficulty. There is no way for us to prepare DeWitt for what he will face here, therefore, we cannot bring him into Columbia directly. We will have to find another way.
Rosalind Lutece, Post Dislocation Entry 7 (via the-lutece-diaries)

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

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